There are two kinds of cars in this world ... Well, there are actually more than two kinds, but for the purpose of this story, just roll with me, okay? There are two kinds of cars in this world: cars ...

You've probably heard "slow-car-fast" from a car enthusiast before. It's a really, really old, probably too tired adage. But the reason you've heard it before is because it's still true today. It's ...